I remember back when Saturday Night Live and MAD Magazine lampooned the introduction of the 2-blade razor.

Do you remember who was laughing when the razor companies introduced three- and four-blade razors?

Well, one of the commercials you'll see during this year's Super Bowl is gonna blow your mind. The Gillette FUSION skipped the oh-so-unnecessary five-blade design (sort of) and skipped ahead to SIX blades! There's five on the face, and a sixth on the flip side. And there's also the version that's powered by a AA battery.

How much are these refills gonna cost? Can they just slice off a fingertip with my FUSION instead? 

I'm only writing about this because my wife received a sample razor free in the mail today, and it's boggled my mind.

I hate to see what's next.....

1. Toronto All-SARS  45.95 (+0.75) Thanks, Kobe!

2. big d's Monsters  44.72 (+0.02)

3. Chalkdust Torturers  44.30 (+0.46)

4. hogscraper  44.29 (-0.20)

5. Arnie's Army  44.08 (+0.42)

6. Ram Tough  41.76 (-0.21)

7. BIG AND OLD AND HURT  40.35 (-0.37)

8. Ballfan1  40.22  (+0.09)

9. Lynx  38.58 (+0.08)

10. Peoria Opies  33.60 (-0.19) 

Gotta hand it to Louisville, who has made a huge splash in the Big East with Rick Pitino at the helm. I wonder how often the Cards started Conference USA play 1-4.

What's scarier is that they've played like crap since getting their butts kicked by Kentucky, who's also having a nasty time of it in the SEC, pulling out a last-second win to avoid an 0-3 home conference record for the first time in history...

 I wonder what it will take before Cardinal fans start grumbling about Pitino....